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First Graders

A first grade school teacher had twenty-five students in her class.  She presented each child with the first half of a well known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.  Believe it or not, these were done by first graders; their insight may surprise you.  While reading, keep in mind that first graders are 6-year-olds (because the last one is a classic)!

1. Don't change horses....... until they stop running.
2. Strike while the....... bug is close.
3. It's always darkest before....... Daylight Saving Time.
4. Never under estimate the power of....... termites.
5. You can lead a horse to water....... but, how?
6. Don't bite the hand that....... looks dirty.
7. No news is....... impossible.
8. A miss is as good as a....... Mr.
9. You can't teach an old dog new....... math.
10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll....... stink in the morning.
11. Love all, trust....... me.
12. The pen is mightier than the....... pigs.
13. An idle mind is....... the best way to relax.
14. Where there's smoke there's....... pollution.
15. Happy the bride who....... gets all the presents.
16. A penny saved is....... not much.
17. Two's company, three's....... the Musketeers.
18. Don't put off till tomorrow what....... you put on to go to bed.
19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and....... you have to blow your nose.
20. There are none so blind as....... Stevie Wonder.
21. Children should be seen and not....... spanked or grounded.
22. If at first you don't succeed....... get new batteries.
23. You get out of something only what you....... see in the picture on the box.
24. When the blind lead the blind....... get out of the way.
 
And the WINNER...
 
25. Better late than....... pregnant.

 

 
 
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Larry Woo is one  of the co-founders of Alexander Morford & Woo, Inc. and currently manages the Property Department.

  
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