The Gift

Sam, a loving husband, was in trouble.  He had forgotten his wedding anniversary, and his wife was really ticked off at him.  She told him, "Tomorrow morning I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from zero to 200 in under 60 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE."

The next morning Sam got up really early before work.  When his wife woke up a couple of hours later, she looked out the window.  And sure enough, there was a small gift-wrapped box sitting in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, his wife put on her robe, ran out to the driveway, and took the box into the house.  She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Sam is not yet well enough to have visitors.